Question mark?

No, it isn't a bargain and no, I will not buy your flowers! Why must Tom Nook always do this every time you buy something? The little jingle that comes along with his questioning face every time you stand in front of his wares and press 'A' or tap it. Do you know how annoying that is? Especially when you're buying a lot of items? Rawr, Tom Nook, rawr!

He's lucky I don't steal them. I mean, come on... How hard is it to grab a pouch off the shelf? It's not like he's fast enough to catch you or anything. (Even though he does follow you around the entire store no matter where you walk. How about some privacy while I shop, Mr. Nook? >: Then again... His last upgrade does seem pretty high tech. I'm sure there's some sort of security system with this thing. Darn!

But speaking of security systems... You know who doesn't have one? Redd! What does Redd do... ?

The samething, of course! Salesanimals these days. They just can't take no for an answer. Speaking of the above image, though... Who wants to buy a brown drum? It looks so ugly; stop trying to push your sales! You're a terrible salesanimal with... Uh... Terr-i-craaaaazzzy prices! However, quality does come into play. Redd doesn't know anything about that, though. Who does? GracieGrace! I shall take my money elsewhere!

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DO NOT WANT!

So what are the differences between these places? Tom Nook is a sad sap if you don't buy his goods, but he deals with it. The prices are OK, though and he certainly does have a great selection. Redd is just a moron with a good printer that prints exact replicas of paintings and tries to get you to buy his wares no matter what... And GracieGrace is for those snooty animals who think they're all that. In other words; anyone with money to afford that stuff. But, seriously? 220,000 for a dresser? I'm taking my money elsewhere! HMPH!

What else annoys me with these animals... Oh, right! Elvis. I don't really have anything against the animal; I mean, if you like him... That's great and all, but personally? Yeah. I want him out. Now. So what does that mean? I've been pushing him into pitfalls everyday and pushing him all over town to make him mad. :3 I tried hitting him with my net; but it didn't work. :( And what does he say right after I push him in the hole? He complains about his keys! Yeah, right! I'm not finding those for you, buddy. :/ I'm denying every request you give me.

Now for your viewing pleasure; here's Elvis screaming like a little girl:


His catchphrase suits him, don'tcha think? (He came to my town with that, by the way). It's not like I changed it to that or anything...

Seriously, I didn't. Though I wish I would have had the chance! ;_;