I'm a Pelly kind of girl

You know, I'm a Pelly kind of girl. She's nice, you know? Down to earth and all that good stuff. Who doesn't want that? Who wouldn't want to be with a girl who works in the daytime so you could have her at night to do whatever? Like, play cards and make crafts like... Paper plate masks. Apparently, Pete is the opposite. I was walking around town and I noticed him doing nothing when he was supposed to be mailing letters. He said this:

Whoa, right? Whatever happened to those rumors where he was a Pelly kind of guy? Those rumors have come to an end. The truth is right here.

In other news, since when is Physics a guy? Or human for that matter? Does Pascal say anything that's actually, well, rational? How about some rational thinking, man? Yeah. You just blew my mind.
However, he does bring up a valid point. Can you fool the logic of physics? o:

You know that rule where you get 0-3 hybrids per day and how 0 is more often the case when it comes to them? Well, earlier today I got three hybrids. I wasn't expecting any as usual; but sometimes you just get lucky with this sort of thing if you have flowers set up for crossbreeding. What did I get? Well... Pink. Times three.

Don't let the clapping fool you. I guess anyone should be happy with the appearance of hybrids, but I've already gotten pink cosmos and pink tulips. I haven't seen the pink roses yet, but that's not the point. I don't want all these pink flowers! How about some purple for a change? Pink doesn't exactly match the fall theme that's coming up. Pink for Halloween? Go figure.

Did I mention how Elvis isn't the only neighbor I've wanted to get rid of? Yeah, I also wanted to get rid of Rodeo and I got exactly what I wanted there; but now there's this huge blank spot and it looks ugly. Not to mention my bridge is still blocked up by that stupid player's house. Why can't all the map layouts be amazing? And by amazing I mean by there being no houses by my bridges.

Someone, however, managed to fill that spot right up. And who was it? SOMEONE I DON'T WANT IN MY TOWN!

So now I'm back where I started. And speaking of Alli, why won't she let me help her with unpacking? Is she hiding something? That's something you always notice in your town. All of these animals are keeping all these weird secrets. What the hell, man? Also: A couple days back Pinky and some duck... I think it was Pate... Anyway, they were talking about me apparently and were all like: "MAIRE DID WHAT?" So I'm all like what.

So yeah, what?

Bringing back Pascal into this equation...

What?

I don't even want to know. Seriously. Somethings are better left not discussed.

I'm still a Pelly kind of girl~! If I wasn't, I'd be all over Pascal. Maybe he'll let me borrow his clothes - there's a thought. Maybe I'll make a pattern that features his overalls.